3am Venni Vetti Vecci?

Today I got up at 3am to deliver food to what I was told 600 people. When I arrived to deliver my wonderful Army chow to these ever so hungry soldiers I found there was a grand total....wait for it....5 guys. Well, 15 if you count all the guys that came with me to insure that these 5 who spent a gran total of 24 hours guarding tents got something hot to eat. Oh and we had to fuel up their generators. No not ones that power a major electrical hub or anything just ones to keep the heat running. I think the forecast is a high of 76 today. But what about the rest of the food. You know the other 485 servings. Easy a Sergeant explained to me, "Well just dump it". Classic Army solution.